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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (119684) - you deserved it (6634)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

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oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

#6 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:56pm by ilovefmlife

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You're leaving her, right?

#12 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:00pm by Darth_Taco

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