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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

#10 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:07pm by sarcasm_ftw

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Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more.

He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

#8 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:06pm by AmberHall

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