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Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML

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#2 - Hahahaha.

I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation.
Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store.
Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies.
Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.

#7 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:41am by redbluegreen

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That's pretty epic!

#1 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:07am by lol_seriously

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