Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML

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  • It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

    #1 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:36pm by genius_man16

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  • there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

    #3 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:42pm by Failercoptor

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