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Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61344) - you deserved it (13789)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

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Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

#1 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:28pm by Minorchord

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Wait, did he leave immediately after that without saying anything? Cause if he did, he sure knows how to make an exit.

#12 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:33pm by heavyop

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