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Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6322) - you deserved it (37580)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

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Well I guess some people are just a natural born ho, others maybe need more practice.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:44am by MisterJD

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I hope he recorded it, and it's all over the internet. Serves you right. Don't you know that stripping on the webcam risks the guy recording it (especially if he isn't your boyfriend) and bragging about it to all his friends? Kids are so immature these days. This could bite you in the ass if you want an actual job later on in life, other than stripping and whoring (which you already do for free).

#21 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:18pm by popoman

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