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Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it, realizing that sex is just normal. I quickly walked past their room when my cat ran past me into their room, cracking open the door. Now my parents think I was peeping and need therapy. FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Kathrynn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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If they were having sex, why wouldn't the door be fully shut?

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:46am by mylifesucks0906

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The cat's a perv! Maybe HE needs the therapy!

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:38am by Amkii

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