Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

by fecurtis / 01/23/2009 at 3:36am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

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  • Wow.... that really did just go from MILF to GILF... lol.

    #4 - On 02/14/2009 at 7:16am by maiden_girl

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  • Yeah dude. Wait til you hit three years and the holes in the middle of CDs make you start wishing your dick was smaller.

    #15 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:45pm by podrummer9209

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