Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML

by sasd32 / 03/06/2009 at 2:51pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

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  • That totally sucks and I hope you kicked your friend's ass because there's NO excuse for that he did at all!

    #3 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:57pm by Flora

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  • don't give up and keep lookin'

    #1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:46pm by 400382

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