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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

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not sure how to interpret this one.... haha
that sucks
it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:48pm by irishfever

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sounds like a compliment

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:48pm by kwbuzz23wk

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