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By ECdoba - 25/08/2016 05:29 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy in the bedroom, I had already undressed her top half and she was pulling down my pants. As I have never had a blowjob before I asked her to give me one. She was very reluctant and all I could think of to say was "I'll give ya a dollar." FML
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Top comments

It sounds like a cute light-hearted joke. But it sucks if she didn't take it that way.

Comments

One_In_Three 24

She might want more than just a dollar, try twenty.

Razabin 15

don't do that.. cause then she'll want money every single time..

One_In_Three 24

It sounds like a cute light-hearted joke. But it sucks if she didn't take it that way.

I lol'd and scared my kid. That was awesome.

you should've told her you'd return the favor

buttcramp 21

Oh! You gotta be quicker than that!

Don't try to force her into something she doesn't want to do. She was already reluctant, she can make the decision by herself, and you shouldn't try to sway her with some kind of reward. If she's not ready for that, she's just not.