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By Otherguy - 18/08/2016 19:46 - United States

Today after growing suspicious I asked my "girlfriend" if I'm her "on the side" guy and she started to sob. Turns out there are FOUR guys competing for her and trying to pick one of us is not only driving her crazy but causing her to drink. FML.
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bloobalooby 24

Dump her. You're a person, not an option.

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GummyJellyfish 12

If she really feels that bad about it, maybe she should try polyamory. If that's not for you, then leave. Sucks though, sorry you had to be a victim of that kind of behavior. Once you move on though, dont forget to jump off the cheating lilypad and dont drag that filth into the next relationship (being suspicious, paranoid, etc) I did that and paid for it dearly.

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bloobalooby 24

Dump her. You're a person, not an option.

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GummyJellyfish 12

If she really feels that bad about it, maybe she should try polyamory. If that's not for you, then leave. Sucks though, sorry you had to be a victim of that kind of behavior. Once you move on though, dont forget to jump off the cheating lilypad and dont drag that filth into the next relationship (being suspicious, paranoid, etc) I did that and paid for it dearly.

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samwilliams800 28

Tell her you'll make it a little easier on her and dump her ass.

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GhostFox 33

While I agree that OP should dump her- if he wants to-this sounds like it has a root in a mental or emotional health disorder. Which, OP is under no obligation to do so; but trying to convince her to go to a pysch eval or informing her family that she needs help would be a very kind thing for OP to try to do.

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ajs828 8

Seriously ? She has something wrong mentally that requires a diagnosis ?! WTF?! She's confused and unable to make a decision at best, a cheater and a player at worst. NOT mentally ill. OP, I'd dump her if I were you, you are a person, not an option. Good luck, sorry this happened to you!

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GhostFox 33

I'm referring more to her inability to stay out of relationships. But sure, whatever.

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leafynitemare 24

So if she cant decide, you make a decision. I would recommend deciding to remove yourself from that complex equation.

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vegantreegirl 26

I don't feel a shred of sympathy for her. Cheating on 4 guys and drinking are choices *she* made with her life. Sorry she was such a jerk to you. I hope you made her decision easier by breaking it off.

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