Intimacy: Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on... - FML

By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Dad, no, enough!

By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:00

Was the **** of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?

kAPISH 29

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:47

Put on your **** at a higher volume to show dominance.

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kAPISH 29

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:47

Put on your **** at a higher volume to show dominance.

cacheson 41

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:55

If it's bothering you that much, just throw the circuit breaker and shut off all the power. No **** for anyone now!

AverageAvarice 23

Thursday 14 July 2016 15:17

Your parents must be really nice to let you police them like that. If anyone shuts off the power I pay for, in my own house, they would not like the result. If he's on a laptop this is also useless.

cacheson 41

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:25

Dude... Joke, about a prank, that I would not actually do. My parents and I joke about stuff like that. Together.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:00

Was the **** of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?

Theguyinthedark 11

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:53

I see what you did there ;)

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 14 July 2016 14:47

Ah yes, the wonders that is weird nipple ****.

pengw1 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:02

Reference game strong

brenton490 19

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:19

And this one actually is a **** one. Plot Twist OP heard their dad blasting **** about a girls step dad that is almost the age to her brother pinching her mother nipples in the shower. As the unsuspecting girl heard her mother scream at the top of her lungs" No stop pinching my nipples" as she was walking into the house. Dang kinky **** these days.

freddygasman 18

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:35

I bow to you, two posts in one comment.

Stripez234 16

Thursday 14 July 2016 21:45

You win FML

NoahK2003 16

Thursday 14 July 2016 13:25

Rude awakening

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 14 July 2016 13:41

Time for a good old-fashioned... POOOOORN BAAAATTLE!!!

vikky538 28

Thursday 14 July 2016 14:34

It's time for you to go old school. Buy pent house mags

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 18 July 2016 7:10

Yeah, that'll show him!

olpally 32

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:37

You are always 2 clicks away from black cocks.... -Ted 2... Lol.

Scarylizard1798 23

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:38

Time to move out haha

aaronsayshi 21

Friday 15 July 2016 1:41

Better **** than your mom

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