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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 19:12 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, at work I went to the bathroom to pooh, and I heard another woman in one of the stalls grunting horribly. To ease the tension I joked "Sounds bad. Having a baby?" My boss said back "I'm constipated. I could use some help." Yup; today my job depended on helping my boss take a shit. FML
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I'm probably going to regret this, but how exactly were you supposed to "help"?

I really hope you get hazard-pay for that one!

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I'm probably going to regret this, but how exactly were you supposed to "help"?

countryb_cth 38

I was going to ask the same thing. Kind of scared for the answer though.

I really hope you get hazard-pay for that one!

It could be worse. I'm struggling to see how, though.

The boss could have been having an actual baby and OP could have had to help with that?