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By this little piggy - 28/06/2016 05:15 - United States - Lafayette

Today, after we put our toddler to sleep, me and my husband decided to get intimate, mid performance, my husband say something is touching my feet, come to find out, our son woke up got out of his crib and decide to tickle daddy's feet that were hanging over the bed.
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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

"Mummy, mummy, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?"

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ThatOnePolarBear 13

If you have a lock on your door, you should probably should use it. Toddlers (as you probably learnt by now) are very prone to waking up unexpectedly.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

"Mummy, mummy, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?"

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Devyl 4

dad: because you keep interrupting!

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ThatOnePolarBear 13

If you have a lock on your door, you should probably should use it. Toddlers (as you probably learnt by now) are very prone to waking up unexpectedly.

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SweetVoltage 8

If you don't have a lock put a door stopper in the way, toddlers won't be able to open the door.

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Unlucky1232 20

Well.... he probably won't remember this. Also congratulations your raising a ninja or something

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Bt1234567890 10

This actually happend to me ! Talk about a show stopper!

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