Intimacy: Today, i went to see my grandpa for Father's Day. He noticed...

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By daninofanny - 19/06/2016 20:10 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, i went to see my grandpa for Father's Day. He noticed a hickey on my neck and asked if the vacuum got me. FML

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AngelicaSmith 12

Monday 20 June 2016 15:08

To be honest you kind of deserved that one, should have been more careful

dansco 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 3:18

Owned by your grandpa lol

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AngelicaSmith 12

Monday 20 June 2016 15:08

To be honest you kind of deserved that one, should have been more careful

highmidnightjazz 12

Monday 20 June 2016 20:27

My entire family asks me that anytime I had a hickey.

pickmikk 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 2:14

There would be more bruises than just "love bruises" on my body if my parents found a hickey on me.

dansco 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 3:18

Owned by your grandpa lol

Elgrin 15

Tuesday 21 June 2016 8:43

Oh come on OP, your grandpa sounds awesome. :-P

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