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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.

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ragnarok1540 39

Well played, sir! Do you by any chance host the annual Miss Headmaster competition? The first runner up is OP's mom ... and Miss Headmaster 2016 is Miss Veronica Caukgobbla, for her tantalizing acrobatic skills in the talent competition and excellent performance on the oral exam!

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MamaChey 24

Holy shit! I literally LOL! That was one helluva fellacio rant...

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vaxc 17

Atleast she didnt ask to see a demonstration o.o

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RubeusSwagrid 11

I doubt it, she probably sucks. Or maybe that's why she's so good...

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drayloon 50

They'll get you somewhere, buried.

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Weezlerox 1

Being female she is, technically, a headmistress. Upon reflection that actually sounds worse in the context of your Dad's comment......

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Dave_Davington 33

Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.

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Lalala579121 27

I know, right? I think the real FML here is for OP's sense of humor.

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SneakyDeath 15

You cannot get that mental image out of your head.

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arano 29

Even if it is your parents, it's still a pretty funny joke. My parents say jokes like this all the time. I find them hilarious. As long as you don't keep the mental image for too long...

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trucker2 33

Should tell him not tonight.... You got a dental appointment !!!

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