Intimacy: Today, in the middle of "fun time" my fiance stopped, with a...

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By A101 - 19/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Vonore

Today, in the middle of "fun time" my fiance stopped, with a freaked out look on his face. when I asked what was wrong he replied "there's this white stuff coming out of your vag." He thought it was "vag cancer." FML

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james_logan 19

Friday 20 May 2016 2:25

Next time white stuff comes out of his "fun parts", say "OMG you have penile cancer!"

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james_logan 19

Friday 20 May 2016 2:25

Next time white stuff comes out of his "fun parts", say "OMG you have penile cancer!"

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