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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 04:13 - United States - New York

Today, I realized that while the classmates I've been assigned to work on a group project with are all nice and ready to do their share, they all have atrocious grammar skills and don't know basic formatting. At least they sent me their stuff early for proofreading. FML

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