Intimacy: Today getting all hot and heavy with my boyfriend, I put his... - FML

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By Gingerbug7 - 02/05/2016 06:11 - United States - Sharon

Today getting all hot and heavy with my boyfriend, I put his hand down my pants. To which he got extremely irritated and said "I'm not really into foreplay, I'm getting too old for that shit. Can't we just have sex?" He is 27.... And receives Multiple blowjobs weekly, even if there's no sex. FML.

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smallandroid 26

Monday 2 May 2016 18:59

Someone needs to teach him what foreplay is...

creativelexi 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:20

Forget that, you give what you get! Don't put out don't expect to receive!

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smallandroid 26

Monday 2 May 2016 18:59

Someone needs to teach him what foreplay is...

creativelexi 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:20

Forget that, you give what you get! Don't put out don't expect to receive!

HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:57

He just doesn't want to pleasure the woman, I assume. Tell him that you giving him a ******* or handjob before sex is also foreplay and therefore will not be done again

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