Intimacy: Today, while I was trying give myself pleasure, unknowingly I...

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 05:32 - United States - Shasta Lake

Today, while I was trying give myself pleasure, unknowingly I left my front door unlocked. My mother came for a unannounced visit just in time to see my load shoot across the coffee table. fml

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DeathofCareBear 21

Monday 2 May 2016 1:09

Isn't their a less messy way to **********?

NH_Freelancer 19

Monday 2 May 2016 4:23

Dude... Socks aren't only for your feet!

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DeathofCareBear 21

Monday 2 May 2016 1:09

Isn't their a less messy way to **********?

NH_Freelancer 19

Monday 2 May 2016 4:23

Dude... Socks aren't only for your feet!

rodrigun449 16

Monday 2 May 2016 5:29

What's that saying about warm coffee...

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