Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to get a little kinky. She... - FML

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By BlueEyesAndMM - 28/04/2016 14:57 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to get a little kinky. She tied me to the bed and we had a very enjoyable few minutes. However, once finished, instead of untying me, she proceeded to unlock my phone and for the next 25 minutes, read aloud 3 weeks worth of FMLs while I laid there helpless. FML

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mike3775 35

Friday 29 April 2016 3:55

I give you credit for giving her the password to the phone, my wife doesn't even have mine

CraZCanuck 13

Friday 29 April 2016 13:47

Doesn't matter, had sex....?

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mike3775 35

Friday 29 April 2016 3:55

I give you credit for giving her the password to the phone, my wife doesn't even have mine

Justy101 23

Friday 29 April 2016 6:04

A few minutes? Mate. Poor form.

CraZCanuck 13

Friday 29 April 2016 13:47

Doesn't matter, had sex....?

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