Intimacy: Today, I was skyping this guy. It got heated; I took my clothes...

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By oopsiflashed - 26/04/2016 21:11 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was skyping this guy. It got heated; I took my clothes off as did he. Of course, the call failed. I called him back and- HIS DAD ANSWERED. My boobs were out.

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jen1097 25

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:12

I don't think the call failed.. I think his dad walked in and he desperately tried to close it

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jen1097 25

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:12

I don't think the call failed.. I think his dad walked in and he desperately tried to close it

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