Intimacy: Today, my wife and I drive 3 hours in order to settle our tax... - FML

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By thatguy35420 - 26/04/2016 19:04 - United States

Today, my wife and I drive 3 hours in order to settle our tax dispute with the IRS only to realize that they are no longer taking customers at the IRS office.FML

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1ronlady 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 23:51

It's either a lot of couples drove to the IRS today and were disappointed they were no longer accepting applicants for today or this FML have been reworded and reposted a few times today

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1ronlady 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 23:51

It's either a lot of couples drove to the IRS today and were disappointed they were no longer accepting applicants for today or this FML have been reworded and reposted a few times today

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