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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 17:41 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead
Today, I came home from school thinking I had the house to myself. Got into the shower and started to 'play with myself' at which point my mother walked in, stared right into my eyes (while I had my hand inside of me) before running off crying, ignoring me for the rest of the day. FML