By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

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Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

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Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

This reminds of Robbie in Crazy Stupid Love

Why on earth should his parents be dragged into this?

TheSulkingDead 14

If the OP would tell the parents she would be pure evil.

I think a talk with him should come before his parents. I think 13 years is old enough to try and figure something like that out before resorting to talking to his parents. If talking to him solves nothing, then go to the parents. (That's just my opinion)

ProximityToDeath 20

That's extremely creepy to say the least. Good luck with that kid. I believe a talk is in order.

Or a potential restraining order in the making…

He's a 13 year old boy. He'll probably whack it to a spoon if the wind blew the wrong way. Leave him be.

Come on, he's 13. Every neuron in his brain is focused on sex. It's perfectly normal and perfectly harmless. I am sure her jacket wasn't harmed by being sniffed.

Badkarma4u 17

13 yearl old boys jerk to anything, and I do mean anything. TV shows on pause, catalogs, sales flyers, yearbook photos. Whats worse they jerk off WITH anything. Socks, gloves, steaks, chicken breasts, couch cushions(the space between the cushions.) towels wrapped in duct tape, chamois cloth to name a few. Just FYL and knock first next time.

41, I just pictured a dude trying to stroke the beef with a chicken breast. My bag of frozen chicken breasts will never be looked at the same way ever again...

41, I take it you are talking from experience?

Bluedy 17

41, I'm 14 and I've never masturbated(but that's not the point) Even I think what the kid did was creepy as hell.I get it he's 13 and hormones and stuff but no normal kid would do that. Plus i've never heard 2 parents casually talking about their kid sticking his dick in the couch like it was no big deal.That kid has problems.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

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This is real life. Not some creepy porno with an underage boy and possible underage babysitter.

@7 Well it certainly isn't if you have that attitude...

Comments like these are why I even read the comments

MikaykayUnicorn 36

#7, anything can become a porno if you try hard enough.

Some of the negatives of babysitting usually involves temper tantrums, breaking of expensive objects and refusal to go to bed at the designated time. Apparently we can now include raging teenage hormones to that list.

Raging hormones have always been in the list. I had a crush on my babysitter and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Sounds like he was more than happy to go to bed ...with OP's jacket

This awkward moment brought to you by: puberty and hormones...

jazzybaby179 22

Well at least you know someone finds you attractive Op;) jk that's awkward

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oh yeah, encourage him to be a bigger pervert in the future. *notice the sarcasm*

Wasn't expecting it to be your jacket. But hopefully the parents can sort this out

I was thinking the exact same thing, unless he's very immature for his age and/or has special needs and/or there's smaller siblings he's too young to mind himself...I'm a babysitter myself and the oldest child I've minded was 10 (also, by the time I was 11 my mother stopped getting me babysitters).

No need for and/or. Just or. Or includes the option of multiple options in the sequence or just a single item

Badkarma4u 17

Exactly, the kid doesnt need a babysitter, he needs a JOB!

#39, unless it's an agricultural job (meaning a family owned farm) he can't have a job for another year. US requires that to have a non-agricultural job you must be at least 14 years of age.

Why does he need a babysitter, #15? How else is he going to get a girl's jacket?!

Lots of reasons. Younger siblings, don't trust the kid,, they don't want the kid home alone overnight, he has special needs, if it's over night maybe they don't trust the kid to make his own food.

I assume if he is jacking it to someone's jacket I assume he's not exactly a well rounded trustworthy kid lol

Maybe he did something that broke his parents trust in him.

#33, I am well capable of stringing a sentence together; thank you hen. If you have anymore sound advice for me, please write it down on a small piece of paper, fold and scrunch it up real tight, lie down in the foetal position and stick it up your rectum.

ADD/ADHD children, autistic children, children who are going throu a streak where their parents don't trust them. Children who are afraid to be left home alone for too long. I had a summer babysitting a thirteen year old as well as a twelve year old because they couldn't get food themselves. Overbearing parents also.

#63 Hey, at least you tried. No one can take that from you.

#19 At the same time, chances are that if the kid is old enough to spank it to a jacket, I'm pretty sure that he has at least a basic understanding of what not to do in a house... Granted I never had a babysitter that I could remember because the first time I was left home alone was when I was 8 and I was already a bit of a recluse and my mom knew that I was smart enough to not burn the house down while she was gone.