Sex, Video games, Gamers and Intimacy: Heated gaming moment

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 122

You deserved it 6 794

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 533

You deserved it 4 471

By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 721

You deserved it 3 857

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 386

You deserved it 27 530

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 168

You deserved it 5 611

By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 036

You deserved it 10 594

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 976

You deserved it 3 532

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 034

You deserved it 8 598

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 075

You deserved it 198

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 343

You deserved it 13 291

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 463

You deserved it 3 874

WCARlover 34

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:22

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

Joheezy 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:18

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

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Joheezy 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:18

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

Hash13 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:42

I would like to be in exact situation ... Playing call of duty .. Reviving head ...

DARKDAY07 16

Thursday 27 November 2014 1:11

I second #11

ElectroThunder28 16

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:29

This goes for 11 too, just get a gay guy to do it. Your not gonna be paying attention anyway, and he would love it.

hurtfeet 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:51

I don't think #19's parents would enjoy that idea, considering he's 16.

jsrf 8

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:20

Or nahhhh #29

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 6:52

#1: That's not only a bizarre and hilarious coincidence, but also a good first comment.

flowerpowergirl 10

Thursday 27 November 2014 12:00

I'm sorry but I would never give my bf a ******* while he is playing a video game.. either he wants to play or be intimate with me..

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 14:05

#75: Personally I wouldn't want receive a ******* while playing a video game--too distracting, and giving her my full sexual attention is more fun. I hate when the girl is only half-into it; why would I expect her to be okay with me being only half-into it?

Googolman 29

Thursday 27 November 2014 14:10

16 is really not that young... there are thirteen-year-olds who engage in sexual activities.

reallyokok 5

Thursday 27 November 2014 14:16

That doesn't make it okay

Googolman 29

Thursday 27 November 2014 21:22

I know it doesn't; I've always been extremely annoyed by it, but 16 is an acceptable age to lose one's virginity. It is the age of consent in most countries, after all.

onlychildFTW 33

Friday 28 November 2014 12:04

I'd love to get head while playing xbox...

Sockmonkey12 10

Sunday 30 November 2014 20:22

That's not a good thing

xluciferx666 21

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:20

Well guess we know what's gonna happen next time he asks for it

WCARlover 34

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:22

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

afallingstar 22

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:23

Agreed. He should feel lucky she was willing to do so.

CatchMe25 16

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:21

Not only willing but happy

tygerarmy 35

Thursday 27 November 2014 6:59

Couldn't agree more. I've never been mad a woman for giving me head. I'd just be disappointed if it was a game she played and she didn't sit on my face to play the next round.