By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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cherries62212 16

And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

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cherries62212 16

And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

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person961 9

Or they could communicate and make sex better and more fun, but who likes happy marriages, right?

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uniformed 13

Love how the only rational comment in this thread comes from a guy haha. communication people.

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patakymk 10

It's because women are naturally spiteful

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Retaheki 27

#16, every **** Sapiens Sapiens, or person, carries bit of Neanderthal DNA/genes, men and women. Also, what is she trying to get through his skull? Don't be bored from the usual sex?

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flutterby789 8

if my husband said anything like this id seriously reconsider the relationship. what an awful way to put it. bet her confidence is shattered!

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schwaka 17

Fire with fire never works out (I have the divorce to prove it)!

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Chaith 16

Of the good kind, at least!

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qdawg06 23

Video games are pretty fun though...

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somewizdom 15

In that case Op should buy her own "joystick".

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Steve95401 49

I'd rather get laid than play a video game.

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Miss_Moody23 19

I'd rather get laid while playing a video game...

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schwaka 17

Sex isn't really all that important. It was rude as **** to get up and leave, but he should communicate better. Maybe I'm weird but I'd rather bond with my woman in other ways over having sex most of the time.

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mataroki 13

Time to hit the reset button on that marriage or start a new game.

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LikeYouGiveAShit 27

Or download some mods to make it interesting again ;)

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Retaheki 27

#37, you won the internet, for today.

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MrConcise 34

The irony that he went to play Leisuresuit Larry.

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thatnucca 36

That's selfish and insensitive of him... The least he could have done was finish one before journeying on to the other... Smh

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burnsky 10

I've never heard of a guy saying sex was boring. I thought the saying was all sex is good sex? Maybe he wasn't feeling an emotional connection?

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Astrum14 24

Someone who thinks all sex is good sex has never had awful sex.

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ZombieScoobyDoo 20

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he has to like sex, especially boring sex. OP needs to TALK to her husband and find ways to make it interesting for both of them.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Maybe he's too hooked into his gaming devices.

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doctorhook86 24

The way I read this FML, the OP and her husband have very different ideas of what good sex is. The one time she loves it, he's bored; that's mismatched expectations for sure.

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NightHawk387 22

Sex is like pizza. Even bad pizza is still pizza.

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8313girl 28

Do guys even have bad sex? I thought once you got it in, you go Man this is awesome!

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greencurtains74 11

Theres got to be a depper problem within your marriage. Seek some counseling

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greencurtains74 11

Clearly deep was a typo, but I spelled counseling correctly...

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MidnightMusic53 37

What a shame that you didn't actually mean "depper," because who doesn't like Johnny Depp helping solve problems? ;)

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