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Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52832) - you deserved it (5082)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

#1 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:20am by cassiecassie559

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tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

#7 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:25am by purebliss

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