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today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

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I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.

#2 - On 05/16/2014 at 10:22am by m22100

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Hope he finished fast

#1 - On 05/16/2014 at 10:22am by MinaGermania

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