Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my dad about it, hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was, "Just rub one out son, you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. FML
by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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Way to rub it in, Dad
#1 - On 02/25/2014 at 1:48am by izzybd
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He's just jerking your chain...
#4 - On 02/25/2014 at 1:49am by Michael903
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