Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

by Takuma / 05/20/2009 at 1:10am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

    #3 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:05am by brontide

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  • Woo I detect some jealousy here.

    #4 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:06am by Aelaena

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