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Today, I'm a 34 year old male who just got given the sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my senile mother. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (50056) - you deserved it (5504)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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At least she still cares about your health.

#1 - On 01/25/2014 at 6:20am by momsquared

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Even senile, she has your best interest at heart :) I think that's sweet

#3 - On 01/25/2014 at 6:23am by fleur_de_fevrier

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