Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

by idiot says pussy / 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • You moved in on his territory, of course he is going to be pissed at you.

    #1 - On 01/21/2014 at 5:00pm by Dthsapprntc

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  • "Idiot says pussy." Very strategic name, OP, let's see if it pays off in the comments.

    #3 - On 01/21/2014 at 5:01pm by Pleonasm

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