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Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

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  • You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?

    #2 - On 01/02/2014 at 6:31am by T9FTW

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  • I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution

    #1 - On 01/02/2014 at 6:30am by puggypark

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