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Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Hopefully your nose isn't pregnant...

#1 - On 12/29/2013 at 1:17pm by MooCowPlywood

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Now you (kind of) know how girls feel.

#3 - On 12/29/2013 at 1:18pm by aforbiddendance

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