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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49366) - you deserved it (5596)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

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Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that

#2 - On 12/27/2013 at 7:00pm by theonex17

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doesn't matter had sex...?

#1 - On 12/27/2013 at 6:59pm by torio123

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