Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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Ask him if there is anything wrong with his hand. He could be a bit more supportive and concerned for your condition.
#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 5:53pm by Welshite
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#11 - On 12/10/2013 at 5:56pm by junkman6
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