Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • That's when you say
    "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

    #1 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:53am by hnz

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  • Smack the shit out of him.

    I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl:

    "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"...

    I burst out laughing

    #4 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:54am by Ambient25

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