Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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"Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"
#1 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:53am by hnz
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Smack the shit out of him.
I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl:
"Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"...
I burst out laughing
#4 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:54am by Ambient25
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