Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy

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  • Try to convince him to wear a condom everytime he takes a nap, just to be safe.

    #4 - On 12/06/2013 at 11:25pm by rgri

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  • This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    #1 - On 12/06/2013 at 11:23pm by ipierson

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