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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML


I agree, your life sucks (59876) - you deserved it (6314)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!

#2 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:17am by anniemeece

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Yep. If his plan was to get rid of the in-laws, I think it might've worked...

#3 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:18am by thunotthree

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