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Today , I was aving sex 4 te first time wit a girl wo wantd to be friends wit looool benefits. Halfway troug sex se noticd tat I ad te same tattoo as er broter , and ad a full-on panic attack tat lastd alf-an-our. mega FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Since she didn't notice the tattoo until during sex, is it weird she knows her brother has the same one?

#4 - On 11/07/2013 at 10:27am by davidpropert

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She sounds mentally unstable

#1 - On 11/07/2013 at 10:26am by soccerstar1996

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