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Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML

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On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Since she didn't notice the tattoo until during sex, is it weird she knows her brother has the same one?

#4 - On 11/07/2013 at 10:27am by davidpropert

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She sounds mentally unstable

#1 - On 11/07/2013 at 10:26am by soccerstar1996

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