Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
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Sex Rule #1: If you draw blood, you're doing it wrong.
#4 - On 10/18/2013 at 3:03am by DocBastard
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At least he seems to think it was worth it
#2 - On 10/18/2013 at 3:02am by svalaedgren
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