Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • that's a dick move.

    #2 - On 09/22/2013 at 7:18am by jaysvn

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  • Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P
    In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

    #1 - On 09/22/2013 at 7:16am by naxeeb

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