Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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that's a dick move.
#2 - On 09/22/2013 at 7:18am by jaysvn
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Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P
In any case, you should put ice on that OP!
#1 - On 09/22/2013 at 7:16am by naxeeb
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