Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
by tigger2013 / 08/03/2013 at 12:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
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Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
#3 - On 08/03/2013 at 6:31am by pdp
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Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
#1 - On 08/03/2013 at 6:27am by logankyng
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