Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML
by confused_girl / 08/01/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
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Maybe he was talking about dildos?
#1 - On 08/01/2013 at 10:12am by Wizardo
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He's just trying to make sure you don't get disappointed some day
#2 - On 08/01/2013 at 10:14am by JustJumped
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