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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57447) - you deserved it (9020)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

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That must have been one sexy box!

#1 - On 07/31/2013 at 4:56pm by Comet_Candy

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I hope you didn't get a paper cut

#2 - On 07/31/2013 at 4:56pm by studave

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