Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML
by oddgrrl99 / 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching
#5 - On 07/24/2013 at 2:47am by Dswank620
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Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"
#15 - On 07/24/2013 at 2:57am by darwinism
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