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Today, I was at the store, when I saw mah boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see wat he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're 4 us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, an it's mah time of the month. FML


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On 07/23/2013 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by MenstruallyFrustrated - United States (Arizona)

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Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."

#1 - On 07/23/2013 at 5:08pm by rg350dx

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Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.

#3 - On 07/23/2013 at 5:10pm by ChakatBlackstar

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