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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56151) - you deserved it (5976)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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Your dad is a fucking freak. Who wants that for their daughter?

#1 - On 07/11/2013 at 8:46pm by friedpwnadge

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Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.

#4 - On 07/11/2013 at 8:46pm by samabomination

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